Control knows you and your co-workers miss many friends no longer with your corporation. Drop Control a line and he'll declare a date for a clandestine rendezvous of your current and former colleagues at the Safe House in Milwaukee. Unsponsored fun, covert action, cool music, and dining on decadent appetizers can be arranged for 2-250 friends. To join the action and help spread the word, all you need to do is forward Control's covert invitation via e-mail to current or former employees of your corporation, whom you would like to meet at the reunion.

Your mission: to employ all means of communication -- print, fax, even old rotary telephones to round up your old friends. Have them respond to Control by deadline to make their reservations. Then attend your corporate reunion, bringing photos, letters, and mementos -- incriminating or otherwise :-) -- to be displayed on the Safe House bulletin board. Interested? Contact Control@safe-house.com