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CLASS-IFIED Top Clearance Agreement

By opening this file I agree as follows:

I will not disclose the clandestine location of the Safe House in Milwaukee where the SECRET SIP, the FURTIVE FEAST, and the COVERT have been known to CAPER.

To the best of my cunning capabilities, I will tell no one that the stately office of International Exports, Ltd. (est. 1868) at 779 North Front Street, is in fact a craftily contrived "front" for the Safe House.


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