SAFEHOUSE MILWAUKEE MENUS
Main Menu
Appetizers
Every mission begins with a visit to Q!
Fried C4 Cheese Curds
Mini explosives cleverly disguised as Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds. Award-winning, hand-breaded, and served with ranch and marinara dipping sauces.
Compromised Chips and Dip
The secret is out - this house-made, warm spinach and artichoke dip is highly sought after and much-lauded. Served with tortilla chips.
Birdwatchers
Chile mojito-marinated chicken tenders sautéed with a spicy Indies twist. Served with an orange-mango marmalade. So delicious, they're to Die Another Day for!
Stasi Twists
East German soft pretzel bites served with honey mustard and cheddar dipping sauces. Perfect for casual conversation or interrogations.
Nachos Camp Stanley
Our Texas-trained culinary agents load this ammunition tray with tortilla chips, a trio of cheeses, Pico de Gallo, avocado crema, pickled jalapeños, and cilantro. Choose a cover of house-smoked chicken or carne asada.
Salads
Stealthily served under a disguise of toppings.
Covert Chopped Salad
Chopped romaine hides undercover with house-smoked chicken, garbanzo beans, tomatoes, and bleu cheese crumbles stacked on top. Served with a house-made white balsamic dressing. Add chicken for $4.
A Big Green C
Caesar salad that is, and the notable signature of Sir Mansfield Cummings, first chief of MI6. All yours with grilled chicken or flaked hot-smoked salmon.
The Colombian
This South American dish is just as complex as the cartel. Chopped romaine served with your choice of house-smoked chicken or carne asada. Topped with black bean corn salsa, shredded cheddar, Pico de Gallo, chipotle ranch dressing, avocado crema, and seasoned tortilla strips.
Sandwiches
Only open documents you trust.
Prime Rib Timed Drop
Our tender prime rib is covertly slow-roasted in-house, shaved, and warmed in our succulent au jus. Piled high on a hoagie bun and served with sides of horseradish, au jus for dipping.
SR-71 Blackbird
Fly high in the stratosphere of flavor! Blackened chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, chipotle mayo, and dill pickles on a potato bun.
"Snap-o-Razzo" Spy Dog
An all-beef hot dog with a snap that brings you back! Served on a fresh bun with onion, green relish, yellow mustard, sport peppers, sliced tomato, and celery salt.
Tradecraft Tacos
Our highly reliable method: Griddled corn tortillas, fried haddock, citrus-cilantro slaw, avocado crema, chipotle mayo, and cilantro.
Mr. Stamper Club
House-roasted turkey, pepper-smoked bacon, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, and aioli come together on toasted whole-grain bread to accomplish this savory mission.
Burgers
You can't go wrong with these missions.
Mission Impossible*
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to decode this burger. Pepper-smoked bacon, cheddar & pepper jack cheeses, tobacco onions, chipotle mayo, and "self-destruct" jalapeño relish on a brioche bun. We will never confirm or deny an agent accepting this mission…
Double Agent
This conduit of disinformation occurs on rye bread with sweet caramelized onions and American & Swiss cheese accents. Experienced "handlers" can make this a triple agent with an additional Swiss bank account deposit of $3.
Smersh Burger
Preferred by the notorious Rosa Klebb, this burger keeps her counter espionage agents like Grant, fit and trim. Plant-based patty, lettuce, tomato, pickled onion, portobello mushroom, crushed avocado, and avocado crema on a potato bun.
MOAB*
The Mother-of-All-Burgers. American cheese, pepper-smoked bacon, lettuce, and fried egg. Primed in secret sauce and encased in brioche.
OOMG Burger Challenge
You must go rogue for this mission. 15-patty cheeseburger, 2 lbs of C4 Cheese Curds, and 51 ounces of Code Beer. Complete this mission in an hour or less and receive the meal for free, plus spytastic prizes!
Entrées
A fork & knife will be provided for these operations.
Licensed to Kill Mac & Cheese
Lupe Lamora's fiery South American version with cavatappi, cheddar cheese, house-smoked chicken, pepper-smoked bacon, broccolini, chipotle peppers, and green garlic crumb. Explosive!
Soviet Defector
Half-rack of our tender ribs, slow-cooked in-house and served with a side of broccoli slaw and French fries. There are no unintended consequences here!
Furtive Fish Fry
A favorite any day of the week. Our fried haddock is covertly served every day with French fries, broccoli slaw, and our Top Gun tartar sauce.
Sides
Every agent needs a sidekick!
Albert Broccoli's Broccolini
Roasted with garlic and olive oil.
Barbara Broccoli's Slaw
Crunchy slaw made with broccolini, fresh vegetables, and cashews.
The SafeHouse
This mission includes garden greens, fresh herbs, and garden vegetables. Served with a side of creamy herb dressing.
Thumb Thumbs
Tater tots fried to a golden crisp. Disguise with cheese if you dare.
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially with certain medical conditions. If you have food allergies or dietary restrictions, please inform your service agent when ordering. A $3 Entertainment Fee will be added to all checks. A 20% service charge will be added for groups 6 or greater.
Beverage Menu
Stealthy Sips
A.K.A. Signature Cocktails
Spy's Demise*
Stay safe in the field, Spies. Our signature rum cocktail has been blowing Spies' cover since 1966.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
The Great Spytini*
The ultimate shaken (never stirred) Ketel One Vodka martini is launched on a 600-foot world tour through every sector of your SafeHouse.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Vesper Lynd*
Succumb to the temptation of Ms. Lynd's aromatic gin, St. Germain Elderflower Liqueur, and Lilet blanc martini.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Agent MKE*
Welcome, Spies. This brandy, orange sour, and cinnamon syrup concoction is the official libation of local operatives.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Covert Ops*
Top-secret. Agents risked life and limb in a clandestine operation to secure the recipe of this refreshing tequila and watermelon cocktail.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Man with a Copper Mug
The mule on a mission. Cucumber vodka with fresh muddled lime and Gosling's Ginger Beer.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Eye in the Sky - Shared Cocktail
Careful what you say, watch what you do. A slip of the tongue may leave you feeling blue. Sip on this cocktail with your favorite fellow spy. Gin, rum, blue curacao, pineapple, and fresh lime.
Mission Impossible - Shared Cocktail
Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Take on our famous rum punch prepared in a large fishbowl.
Trench Coat
A.K.A. Draft Beers
Blue Moon
Miller Lite
Lakefront Private SpyPA
Lakefront Eastside Dark
New Glarus Spotted Cow
Rotating Seasonal
Interrogate your Service Agent for more intel!
Code Beer
A top-secret amber ale from our friends at Miller.
Trench Coat
A.K.A. Can & Bottled Beer
Budweiser
Bud Light
Coors Light
Corona
Michelob Ultra
Miller High Life
Miller Lite
PBR Tall Boy
White Claw
Tuxedo
A.K.A. Wines
House Wine: EOS Estate
Moscato, Pinot Grigio, Chardonnay, Merlot, Cabernet Sauvignon
Minonetto Prosecco
Veuve-Clicquot Champagne
Joel Gott Sauvignon Blanc
Meiomi Chardonnay
Charles & Charles Rosè
Boen Pinot Noir
H3 Cabernet Sauvignon
*Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Kid's Menu
Kid's Menu
Available for junior spies 12 and under. All junior spy meals are served with a beverage of choice: Pepsi products, milk, chocolate milk, lemonade, or apple juice.
Goldfingers
Kentucky-style fried chicken tenders served with ranch dipping sauce.
Juni Specials
Burger with or without cheese and topped with secret sauce.
Uncle Machete
Chopped taco salad made of tender chicken, crushed Doritos, crisp lettuce, tomato salsa, shredded cheese, and ranchero dressing.
Carmen Cortez
Baked mac & cheese with a butter crumb topping.
"Snap-O-Razzo" Spy Dog
Hot dog with your choice of toppings.
Brawny Lad
Double cheeseburger.
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially with certain medical conditions. If you have food allergies or dietary restrictions, please inform your service agent when ordering.
Desserts Menu
Declassified Desserts
Treat yourself after a successful mission!
Quantum of Caramel
Light, buttery, vanilla-flecked cake with waves of caramel cake and a layer of salted caramel crunch. This dessert is locked, loaded, and aimed to please!
Chocolate Bomb
Mini chocolate molten lava cake served with a side of vanilla ice cream. Your mission: set off this high explosive and hide the evidence. Don't worry, we'll provide the detonator.
Fat Bastard
A colossal combination of brownie fudge bites, chocolate cake, and ice cream topped with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, and a sparkler. Diffuse before eating. Agents can also refer to this as the "FB" when ordering.
Bourne's Blackout Cake
A rich and moist dark chocolate cake, layered with chocolate fudge pudding, and drizzled with chocolate and caramel sauces. We assure you this mission is not impossible to finish.
Code Root Beer Float
This drinkable mission, should you choose to accept, contains two scoops of vanilla ice cream topped with creamy Sprecher Root Beer. We recommend this mission for agents ages 5-105.
