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Q-Branch: Appetizers
Every mission begins with a visit to Q!
Fried C4 Cheese Curds
Mini explosives cleverly disguised as wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds. Award-winning, hand-breaded, and served with ranch and marinara dipping sauces.
Birdwatchers
Chile mojito-marinated chicken tenders sautéed with a spicy indies twist. Served with an orange-mango marmalade. So delicious, they're to die another day for!
Stasi Twists
East german soft pretzel bites served with honey mustard and cheddar dipping sauces. Perfect for casual conversation or interrogations.
Nachos Camp Stanley
Our texas-trained culinary agents load this ammunition tray with tortilla chips, a trio of cheeses, pico de gallo, black bean & corn salsa, fresh jalapeños, and cilantro.
Add Ons:
Add House-Smoked Chicken
Add Pulled Pork
Thunderballs
These meatballs are the bomb! Dry-aged prime beef and sweet italian sausage served with garlic toast and marinara sauce.
The Farm: Salads
Stealthily served under a disguise of toppings.
Covert Chopped Salad
Chopped romaine hides undercover with grape tomatoes, bleu cheese crumbles, pepper-smoked bacon, chopped egg, and green onion. Served with house-made white balsamic vinaigrette.
Add Ons:
Add Fire Roasted Chicken Breast
Add Flaked Smoked Salmon
A Big Green C
Caesar salad that is, and the notable signature of sir mansfield cummings, first chief of mi6. All yours with chopped romaine, house caesar dressing, shaved parmesan, and baked croutons.
Add Ons:
Add Fire Roasted Chicken
Add Flaked Smoked Salmon
The Colombian
This south american dish is just as complex as the cartel. Chopped romaine topped with black bean & corn salsa, shredded cheddar, pico de gallo, chipotle ranch dressing, avocado crema, and tortilla strips.
Add Ons:
Add Fire Roasted Chicken Breast
Add Flaked Smoked Salmon
Seals & Flaps: Sandwiches
Choice of parmesan ranch kettle chips, French fries, or broccolini slaw. Upgrade to Onion Rings Substitute a Gluten-Free Bun
Tradecraft Tacos
Our highly reliable method: griddled corn tortillas, fried haddock, citrus-cilantro slaw, avocado crema, chipotle mayo, and cilantro.
Mr. Stamper Club
House-roasted turkey, pepper-smoked bacon, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, and avocado crema come together on a fresh hoagie roll to accomplish this savory mission.
"Snap-O-Razzo" Spy Dog
An all-beef hot dog with a snap that brings you back! Served on a fresh bun with onion, green relish, yellow mustard, sport peppers, sliced tomato, pickle spear, and celery salt.
SR-71 Blackbird
Fly high in the stratosphere of flavor! Blackened chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, chipotle mayo, and dill pickles on a potato bun.
Brisket "Bond Mi"
Ginger soy bbq-glazed smoked beef brisket with matchstick carrots, fresh cilantro, jalapeños, and sriracha mayo on a fresh hoagie roll.
Pulled Pork Provaceteur
Smoked barbeque pulled pork, southern-style creamy coleslaw, and crispy fried onion create a highly classified document sealed by a brioche bun.
Cuban Missile Crisis
A delicious missile of slow-roasted pork, sliced ham, melted swiss cheese, mustard, and pickles pressed on a hoagie roll.
Black Ops: Burgers
Choice of parmesan ranch kettle chips, French fries, or broccolini slaw. Upgrade to Onion Rings Substitute a Gluten-Free Bun
Mission Impossible
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to decode this burger. Pepper-smoked bacon, cheddar & pepper jack cheeses, tobacco onions, pickles, chipotle mayo, and "self-destruct" jalapeño relish on a brioche bun. We will never confirm or deny an agent accepting this mission…
Double Agent
This conduit of disinformation occurs on rye bread with secret sauce, sweet caramelized onions, and American & Swiss cheese accents. Experienced "handlers" can make this a triple agent with an additional Swiss bank account deposit of $3.
Smersh Burger
Preferred by the notorious rosa klebb, this burger keeps her counter-espionage agents like grant, fit and trim. Plant-based patty, lettuce, tomato, pickled onion, portobello mushroom, and avocado crema on a potato bun. Served with a side of tzatziki.
MOAB
The Mother-of-All-Burgers. Pepper-smoked bacon, American cheese, lettuce, and fried egg. Primed in secret sauce on a brioche bun. Use code "86 CHICKENFEED" to remove egg.
OOMG Burger Challenge
You must go rogue for this mission. 15-patty cheeseburger, 2 lbs of cheese curds, and 51 ounces of code beer. Complete this mission in an hour or less and receive the meal for free, plus spytastic prizes!
Counter Intelligence: Mac & Cheese
Fork provided for decoding.
License to Kill Mac
Lupe lamora's fiery version with cavatappi pasta, cheddar cheese, house-smoked chicken, pepper-smoked bacon, broccolini, chipotle peppers, and green garlic crumb. Explosive!
Bay of Pigs Mac
Cavatappi pasta tossed in house cheese sauce is infiltrated with smoked barbeque pulled pork, barbeque sauce, crispy fried onions, and garlic bread crumbs.
Vendetta Mac
Cavatappi pasta tossed in house cheese sauce is disguised by roasted portobello mushroom, broccolini, diced tomato, and fresh shaved parmesan.
Buffalo Bona Fides Mac
Cavatappi pasta tossed in house cheese sauce and buffalo sauce, fire-roasted chicken, bleu cheese crumbles, garlic bread crumbs, and green onion.
Mission: Wisconsin
Classic fish fry.
Furtive Fish Fry
A favorite any day of the week. Our fried haddock is covertly served every day with french fries, broccolini slaw, and our top gun tartar sauce.
Comms: Sides
Every agent needs a sidekick.
The SafeHouse
This mission includes garden greens, fresh herbs, garden vegetables, croutons, green onion, and house-made white balsamic vinaigrette.
Albert Broccoli's Broccolini
Roasted broccolini with garlic and olive oil.
Barbara Broccoli's Slaw
Creamy slaw with broccolini and fresh vegetables.
Thumb Thumbs
Golden, crispy tots with a perfectly seasoned touch.
French Fries
Basket of crispy french fries.
Oh-So-Secret Onion Rings
Basket of onion rings fried to a golden crisp.
Mixed Fruit
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially with certain medical conditions. Please inform your server of any dietary restrictions or allergies. A 20% service charge will be added for groups 6 or greater.
Beverage Menu
Classified Cocktails
A.K.A: Only Briefed for the Season
Red Siren
Wheatley Vodka, Aperol, Blood Orange, Lime, Prosecco
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Operation Moscow
Tito's Vodka, Ginger Beer, Peach, Lime, Basil
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Shadow in the Sun
Grainger's Vanilla Vodka, Cold Brew, Coconut
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Silent Sprig
Bombay Sapphire Gin, Lime, Basil
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Undercover Bloom
Bacardi Rum, Lychee, Rose, Lime, Mint
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Burn Notice
Hornito's Plata Tequila, Passionfruit, Agave, Jalapeño, Lime
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Summer Sting
Hornito's Plata Tequila, Limoncello, Cream, Lime
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
The Fig File
Four Roses Bourbon, Honey Liqueur, Fig, Angostura Bitters
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
The Handler's Pour
Bulleit Bourbon, Honey Liqueur, Cherry, Walnut, Orange Bitters
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Group Protocol
A.K.A: for when your cover includes company
Tequila Takedown
Hornitos Plata Margarita: Lime, Mango, or Strawberry. Topped with a Coronita
Mission Impossible
Malibu Rum Punch, Coconut, Lime, Pineapple
Draft Beers
Miller Lite
New Glarus Spotted Cow
Blue Moon
Lakefront Private SpyPA
Eagle Park Set List Hazy IPA
Code Beer Amber Ale
Temporary Assets
Rotational Drafts. Ask your service agent for more intel!
Cans & Bottles
Michelob Ultra
Miller Lite
Miller High Life
Coors Light
PBR 16oz
Heineken
Corona
Modelo
Lakefront New Grist
Gluten free
New Glarus Moon Man
Central Waters Mudpuppy Porter
Third Space Frog Weiss
Three Floyds Gumballhead
Three Floyds Zombie Dust
Guinness 16oz
Ciderboys First Press
White Claw
High Noon
Vino Operatives
A.K.A: Classified vintages, uncorked secrets
House Reds
EOS Estate, CA Cabernet, Pinot Noir, Merlot
House Whites
Sauvignon Blanc, Chardonnay, Pinot Grigio, Moscato
Sparkling Signals
Prosecco, Rosé
*Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Kid's Menu
Kid's Menu
Available for junior spies 12 and under. All junior spy meals are served with a beverage of choice: Pepsi products, milk, chocolate milk, lemonade, or apple juice.
Goldfingers
Kentucky-style fried chicken tenders served with ranch dipping sauce.
Juni Specials
Burger with or without cheese and topped with secret sauce.
Uncle Machete
Chopped taco salad made of tender chicken, crushed Doritos, crisp lettuce, tomato salsa, shredded cheese, and ranchero dressing.
Carmen Cortez
Baked mac & cheese with a butter crumb topping.
"Snap-O-Razzo" Spy Dog
Hot dog with your choice of toppings.
Brawny Lad
Double cheeseburger.
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially with certain medical conditions. If you have food allergies or dietary restrictions, please inform your service agent when ordering.
Desserts Menu
Declassified Desserts
Treat yourself after a successful mission!
Chocolate Bomb
Mini chocolate molten lava cake served with a side of vanilla ice cream. Your mission: set off this high explosive and hide the evidence. Don't worry, we'll provide the detonator.
Fat Bastard
A colossal combination of brownie fudge bites, chocolate cake, and ice cream topped with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, and a sparkler. Diffuse before eating. Agents can also refer to this as the "FB" when ordering.
Code Root Beer Float
Vanilla ice cream and Sprecher Root Beer combine to make a dessert loved by agents of all ages!
