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Appetizers
Every mission begins with a visit to Q!
Fried C4 Cheese Curds
Mini explosives cleverly disguised as Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds. Award-winning, hand-breaded, and served with ranch and marinara dipping sauces.
Birdwatchers
Chile mojito-marinated chicken tenders sautéed with a spicy Indies twist. Served with an orange-mango marmalade. So delicious, they're to Die Another Day for!
Stasi Twists
East German soft pretzel bites served with honey mustard and cheddar dipping sauces. Perfect for casual conversation or interrogations.
Nachos Camp Stanley
Our Texas-trained culinary agents load this ammunition tray with tortilla chips, a trio of cheeses, Pico de Gallo, avocado crema, pickled jalapeños, and cilantro. Choose a cover of house-smoked chicken or carne asada.
Thunderballs
These meatballs are the bomb! Dry-aged prime beef and sweet Italian sausage served with garlic toast and marinara sauce.
Salads
Stealthily served under a disguise of toppings.
Covert Chopped Salad
Chopped romaine hides undercover with house-smoked chicken, garbanzo beans, tomatoes, and bleu cheese crumbles stacked on top. Served with a house-made white balsamic dressing. Add chicken for $4.
A Big Green C
Caesar salad that is, and the notable signature of Sir Mansfield Cummings, first chief of MI6. All yours with grilled chicken or flaked hot-smoked salmon.
The Colombian
This South American dish is just as complex as the cartel. Chopped romaine served with your choice of house-smoked chicken or carne asada. Topped with black bean corn salsa, shredded cheddar, Pico de Gallo, chipotle ranch dressing, avocado crema, and seasoned tortilla strips.
Sandwiches
Only open documents you trust.
Tradecraft Tacos
Our highly reliable method: Griddled corn tortillas, fried haddock, citrus-cilantro slaw, avocado crema, chipotle mayo, and cilantro.
Mr. Stamper Club Wrap
House-roasted turkey, pepper-smoked bacon, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, and aioli come together in a large flour tortilla to accomplish this savory mission.
"Snap-o-Razzo" Spy Dog
An all-beef hot dog with a snap that brings you back! Served on a fresh bun with onion, green relish, yellow mustard, sport peppers, sliced tomato, and celery salt.
SR-71 Blackbird
Fly high in the stratosphere of flavor! Blackened chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, chipotle mayo, and dill pickles on a potato bun.
Bona Fide Buffalo Chicken Wrap
Crispy chicken tossed in house buffalo sauce and wrapped in a large flour tortilla with chopped romaine, grape tomatoes, shredded Tillamook cheddar, and house-made ranch. It's a bang-and-burn operation!
Pulled Pork Provaceteur
Smoked barbeque pulled pork, Southern-style creamy coleslaw, and crispy onion rings create a highly classified document sealed by a brioche bun.
Blowback BBQ Brisket
Tender smoked beef brisket is hidden on a brioche bun by the best concealment devices in the South... barbeque sauce and onion rings.
Burgers
You can't go wrong with these missions.
Mission Impossible*
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to decode this burger. Pepper-smoked bacon, cheddar & pepper jack cheeses, tobacco onions, chipotle mayo, and "self-destruct" jalapeño relish on a brioche bun. We will never confirm or deny an agent accepting this mission…
Double Agent
This conduit of disinformation occurs on rye bread with sweet caramelized onions and American & Swiss cheese accents. Experienced "handlers" can make this a triple agent with an additional Swiss bank account deposit of $3.
Smersh Burger
Preferred by the notorious Rosa Klebb, this burger keeps her counter espionage agents like Grant, fit and trim. Plant-based patty, lettuce, tomato, pickled onion, portobello mushroom, crushed avocado, and avocado crema on a potato bun.
MOAB*
The Mother-of-All-Burgers. Pepper-smoked bacon, American cheese, lettuce, and fried egg. Primed in secret sauce on a brioche bun.
OOMG Burger Challenge
You must go rogue for this mission. 15-patty cheeseburger, 2 lbs of C4 Cheese Curds, and 51 ounces of Code Beer. Complete this mission in an hour or less and receive the meal for free, plus spytastic prizes!
Entrées
A fork & knife will be provided for these operations.
License to Kill Mac & Cheese
Lupe Lamora's fiery South American version with cavatappi, cheddar cheese, house-smoked chicken, pepper-smoked bacon, broccolini, chipotle peppers, and green garlic crumb. Explosive!
Bay of Pigs Mac & Cheese
Pasta tossed in house cheese sauce is infiltrated with smoked barbeque pulled pork, barbeque sauce, and garlic bread crumbs.
Chicken Tikka Mata Hari
Authentic Indian-style curry acts as a double-agent with sweet heat. Tender chicken, straw mushrooms, bamboo shoots, jasmine rice, coconut milk, broccolini, and cashews are accented with sweet chutney and yogurt sauce.
Brush Pass Brisket Bowl
Korean barbequed brisket, bamboo shoots, baby corn, shredded carrots, and broccolini stakeout over jasmine rice. Garnished with green onion.
Furtive Fish Fry
A favorite any day of the week. Our fried haddock is covertly served every day with French fries, broccoli slaw, and our Top Gun tartar sauce.
Sides
Every agent needs a sidekick!
The SafeHouse
This mission includes garden greens, fresh herbs, and garden vegetables. Served with house-made white balsamic vinaigrette.
Albert Broccoli's Broccolini
Roasted broccolini with garlic and olive oil.
Barbara Broccoli's Slaw
Crunchy slaw made with broccolini, fresh vegetables, and cashews.
Thumb Thumbs
Tater tots fried to a golden crisp. Disguise with cheese if you dare.
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially with certain medical conditions. If you have food allergies or dietary restrictions, please inform your service agent when ordering. A $3 Entertainment Fee will be added to all checks. A 20% service charge will be added for groups 6 or greater.
Beverage Menu
Stealthy Sips
A.K.A. Signature Cocktails
Spy's Demise*
Stay safe in the field, Spies. Our signature rum cocktail has been blowing Spies' cover since 1966.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
The Great Spytini*
The ultimate shaken (never stirred) martini is launched on a 600-foot world tour through every sector of SafeHouse. Vodka, triple sec, pomegranate syrup, and lime.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Vesper Lynd*
Succumb to the temptation of Ms. Lynd's martini made of aromatic gin, St. Germain Elderflower Liqueur, and Lilet Blanc.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Covert Ops*
Agents risked life and limb in a clandestine operation to secure the recipe of this refreshing tequila and watermelon cocktail. Upgrade to Casamigos Tequila for $3.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Man with a Copper Mug
The mule on a mission. Cucumber vodka with fresh muddled lime and Gosling's Ginger Beer.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Spy Jolt
Our espionage espresso martini. Vanilla vodka, raspberry liqueur, coffee liqueur, and cold brew.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Agent Midnight
This cocktail carries spies into the night. Single barrel high-proof bourbon, cherry liqueur, cinnamon, simple syrup, and bitters.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
The Local Agents - Shared Cocktail
A Wisconsin Old Fashioned is the official libation of local operatives. Brandy, bitters, muddled fruit, and a lemon-lime soda topper.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Mission Impossible - Shared Cocktail
Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Take on our famous fishbowl rum punch prepared in a large fishbowl.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Trench Coat
A.K.A. Draft Beers
Blue Moon
Miller Lite
Lakefront Private SpyPA
Lakefront Eastside Dark
New Glarus Spotted Cow
Rotating Seasonal
Interrogate your Service Agent for more intel!
Code Beer
A top-secret amber ale from our friends at Miller.
Trench Coat
A.K.A. Can & Bottled Beer
Budweiser
Bud Light
Coors Light
Corona
Michelob Ultra
Miller High Life
Miller Lite
PBR Tall Boy
White Claw
Tuxedo
A.K.A. Wines
House Wine: EOS Estate
Moscato, Pinot Grigio, Chardonnay, Merlot, Cabernet Sauvignon
Minonetto Prosecco
Veuve-Clicquot Champagne
Joel Gott Sauvignon Blanc
Meiomi Chardonnay
Charles & Charles Rosè
Boen Pinot Noir
H3 Cabernet Sauvignon
*Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Kid's Menu
Kid's Menu
Available for junior spies 12 and under. All junior spy meals are served with a beverage of choice: Pepsi products, milk, chocolate milk, lemonade, or apple juice.
Goldfingers
Kentucky-style fried chicken tenders served with ranch dipping sauce.
Juni Specials
Burger with or without cheese and topped with secret sauce.
Uncle Machete
Chopped taco salad made of tender chicken, crushed Doritos, crisp lettuce, tomato salsa, shredded cheese, and ranchero dressing.
Carmen Cortez
Baked mac & cheese with a butter crumb topping.
"Snap-O-Razzo" Spy Dog
Hot dog with your choice of toppings.
Brawny Lad
Double cheeseburger.
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially with certain medical conditions. If you have food allergies or dietary restrictions, please inform your service agent when ordering.
Desserts Menu
Declassified Desserts
Treat yourself after a successful mission!
Chocolate Bomb
Mini chocolate molten lava cake served with a side of vanilla ice cream. Your mission: set off this high explosive and hide the evidence. Don't worry, we'll provide the detonator.
Fat Bastard
A colossal combination of brownie fudge bites, chocolate cake, and ice cream topped with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, and a sparkler. Diffuse before eating. Agents can also refer to this as the "FB" when ordering.
Code Root Beer Float
Vanilla ice cream and Sprecher Root Beer combine to make a dessert loved by agents of all ages!
